February 2012
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mattwalkinginthewateratthebeachsoakingwetwiththosetrunkssolow.jpg
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perfumedsecrets replied to your photo
Ahhh you’re so pretty
hush you’re prettier
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The Biggest Photo of Space ever taken →
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“omfg let me feed your kitty a weiner hwta am i thinginkin”
– sydney
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bruce fairweather
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wow okay so my professor gave me an A on my memoir, saying it was really powerful and I’m very good at storytelling.
I’m really happy and all but I don’t think my memoir was that good. I expected at least a C, but an A? jeez.
Anonymous asked: Hi, I'm not Matthew. Bye.
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Anonymous asked: I must admit, those briefs make my genitalia look fantastic.
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Anonymous asked: I was about to write something else, but I forgot. Your sidebar picture entranced me and, to a certain extent, frightened me. What on earth is that thing? Oh well, I might as well take your pants off for you.
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whispertoariot:
edwardlouisseversoniii:
coldstone
Creamery
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Anonymous asked: YES. Care to join me in a victory waltz and glass of champaign?
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frowngarden asked: whas happening omg
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Anonymous asked: 1 n0 u li3K iT
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Anonymous asked: I use proper punctuation and capitalization. I am the real Matthew. Now come my love, let us go make love in a magical meadow on a sheet of red velvet. I promise I'll feed you chocolates.
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Anonymous asked: Impostor Matthew, I challenge you to a duel. Now imagine me slapping you in the face with a leather glove.
Anonymous asked: you are NOT THE FATHER!!!
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Anonymous asked: ssHhh shHh nuTm3gz 1 am da r3aL mathUw.
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Anonymous asked: i am the real matthew honey and if you see one single capital letter it obviously isn't me. except if it's meant to highlight something.
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dontrapethekitten replied to your post: dontrapethekitten replied to your post:…
THAT IS THE SINGLE MOST AROUSING PICTURE EVER TAKEN AND I CAN’T HANDLE ALL THE FEELS IT IS CAUSING ESPECIALLY AT 3:45 AM
OH MY GOD YOU POOR THING AND AT 3:45? OH GOD LET ME HOLD YOU YOU’RE OBVIOUSLY SUFFERING MORE
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Anonymous asked: then i can hold you while you cry over my perfection and sing you a few songs.
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Anonymous asked: ITS A DIFFERENT ANON ITS A TRAP DONT YOU REMEMBER MY PROPER PUNCTUATION AND GRANDILOQUENCE? My child, the tears flowing down my cheeks in hot sadness.
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Anonymous asked: and then you can braid my wet chest hair.
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dontrapethekitten replied to your post: dontrapethekitten replied to your post:…
sweetbabyjesugsligheion YES why do i even have reproductive organs jfc THIS ISN’T FAIR NEBJNEKJB
ALL COVERED IN WATER
HE IS SOAKED
GAWD
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Anonymous asked: some rude person is trying to confuse you honey but don't care about them.
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Anonymous asked: good pushin all day every day anywhere my babygirl wants to have it.
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dontrapethekitten replied to your post: dontrapethekitten replied to your post: i am…
no really i think i’m going to hyperventilate soon there is no way i could handle all these feels orignmerigneirjgn and the chest hair why does it please me idk i don’t understand anything anymore ergnkjrenm
ohmygdomhoohMYGOD DO YOU SEE THE HAIR TRAINING DOWN HIS BODY GOD JUST KILLME
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Anonymous asked: There is a Matthew impostor in the vicinity.
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Anonymous asked: okay. i almost suggested syd but actually i don't want anyone that horny near my children. besides i'm quite sure that there's no way of getting her out of the banging hut ever again.
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dontrapethekitten replied to your post: i am huddled in a ball and crying to myself…
let me hold you, we can cry together
i mean that picture just screams LADIES LOOK AT ME I’m walking in the water I see you in the distance now imagine him running to you all soaking wet andandgaaaahfbhdgkjfmlhelpME
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Anonymous asked: but there's always the risk of them running away to the banging hut.
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i am huddled in a ball and crying to myself because matt cameron
bare chested
in the water
god help me i
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Anonymous asked: tough question. do you think we could train eddie and chris to take care of them?
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Anonymous asked: we need to have babies because of reasons. after every childbirth i'll make up the pain and the little pause in banging by giving you so much good pushin you can't even imagine.
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Anonymous asked: that is more than fine with me. babies can wait. but when we decide it's time to have babies, how do you even give birth if we're never going to stop having sex?
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